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Title: Be Punny!
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#1
Big Grin 
Hey, there! I'm Flippy. Many players know me for the terrible puns I make, but I love 'em!

Everyone loves a good pun; from the most stubborn people in the world to the happiest, we all get a laugh from a pun despite showing how much people may pretend to hate it.

Go ahead, give your best and rock those puns! It's not that hard! ;D
Each block you place represents the drops of sweat you lost to build your masterpiece. -A snowman in Imagination City.
 
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#2
* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
* What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
* Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
* How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
* What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
* How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
* How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
* How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
* What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
* What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
* What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce!
* What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
* What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
 
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#3
GENIUS! I have my own but I'll save them for a special time. Tongue
 
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#4
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
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#5
LEL, Tak, that's one of my favorites. Here's a classic:

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/01/01a53647b8...45ec8f.jpg

Maybe Snowflakes isn't a snowman's primary meal after all. ;D
Each block you place represents the drops of sweat you lost to build your masterpiece. -A snowman in Imagination City.
 
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#6
I saw a sign that said, "Watch for Children", I said, "That seems like a fair trade."
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#7
Lol Big Grin
Baymax1020 Smile
 
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#8
Well Flippy, Id love to participate, but I'm a bit busy rn :/
I guess I'll see ya on the Flip side





























Get It? No? mk I'll leave now <3
 
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#9
(04 Jul 2017, 02:49 AM)ItsMrYoshiDude Wrote: Well Flippy, Id love to participate, but I'm a bit busy rn :/
I guess I'll see ya on the Flip side





























Get It? No? mk I'll leave now <3

I see what you did there, Yoshi. Wink
Each block you place represents the drops of sweat you lost to build your masterpiece. -A snowman in Imagination City.
 
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#10
(20 Nov 2016, 10:26 PM)ItsMrFlippy Wrote: Hey, there! I'm Flippy. Many players know me for the terrible puns I make, but I love 'em!

Everyone loves a good pun; from the most stubborn people in the world to the happiest, we all get a laugh from a pun despite showing how much people may pretend to hate it.

Go ahead, give your best and rock those puns! It's not that hard! ;D

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.


How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.


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I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
 
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