[ItsMrFlippy]

Hey, there! I'm Flippy. Many players know me for the terrible puns I make, but I love 'em!

Everyone loves a good pun; from the most stubborn people in the world to the happiest, we all get a laugh from a pun despite showing how much people may pretend to hate it.

Go ahead, give your best and rock those puns! It's not that hard! ;D

[Umka450]

* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
* What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
* Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
* How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
* What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
* How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
* How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
* How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
* What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
* What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
* What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce!
* What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
* What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!

[ItsMrFlippy]

GENIUS! I have my own but I'll save them for a special time.

[Takkita]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[ItsMrFlippy]

LEL, Tak, that's one of my favorites. Here's a classic:

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/01/01a53647b8...45ec8f.jpg

Maybe Snowflakes isn't a snowman's primary meal after all. ;D

[Minecraft_Alpha]

I saw a sign that said, "Watch for Children", I said, "That seems like a fair trade."

[Baymax1020]

Lol

[ItsMrYoshiDude]

Well Flippy, Id love to participate, but I'm a bit busy rn :/
I guess I'll see ya on the Flip side





























Get It? No? mk I'll leave now <3

[ItsMrFlippy]

Well Flippy, Id love to participate, but I'm a bit busy rn :/
I guess I'll see ya on the Flip side





























Get It? No? mk I'll leave now <3

I see what you did there, Yoshi.

[ThatBlockMoved]

Hey, there! I'm Flippy. Many players know me for the terrible puns I make, but I love 'em!

Everyone loves a good pun; from the most stubborn people in the world to the happiest, we all get a laugh from a pun despite showing how much people may pretend to hate it.

Go ahead, give your best and rock those puns! It's not that hard! ;D

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Don't spell part backward. It's a trap.I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.


How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball


I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.


A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.


I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.


A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.


My mate broke his left arm and left leg, but he was alright.


What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.


Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.